The Great Socialist Onion of Evylionian is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate population of 799 million Evies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greta Alfen. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The strong an Evy economy, worth 59.9 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,932 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Evylionian's border, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evylionian's national animal is the Car, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evylionian is ranked 118,267^th in the world and 190^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,221.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.