The Colony of Gay Miku is a very large, genial nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 463 million Gay Mikuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gay Mikuan economy, worth 21.3 trillion pipis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,915 pipis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, Gay Mikuan faces have never been brighter, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is totally unknown. Gay Miku's national animal is the sinister floating skull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gay Miku is ranked 171,008^th in the world and 285^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.74 Obesity Rate.