The República Culer of Mandasur is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Raphael Dias Belloli with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.744 billion Mandasurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadi Spotify Camp Nou. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Mandasurian economy, worth 89.5 trillion flop transfers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,602 flop transfers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mandasurian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandasur's national animal is the Madridista, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Messism.

Mandasur is ranked 194,106^th in the world and 362^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.44 Obesity Rate.