The Queendom of Modoen is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 210 million Modoenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Modoenian economy, worth 8.65 trillion sarrins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,198 sarrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modoen's national animal is the Modoni jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Modoen is ranked 241,182^nd in the world and 2,167^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.