The Serene nation of Santira is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Giovanni quechutte with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.82 billion Santirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirzotta. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Santiran economy, worth 375 trillion Fantanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,232 Fantanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the Zirzotta State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santira's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristian callentisim.

Santira is ranked 172,113^th in the world and 199^th in Christians for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 181.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.