The Holy Kingdom of Stotavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Amerkazar with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.54 billion Stotavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christazia. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stotavian economy, worth 712 trillion Stozials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,962 Stozials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A passport is literally priceless, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and foreigners can tell the popularity of Stotavian landmarks by the size of their ash dunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stotavia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stotavia is ranked 11,544^th in the world and 31^st in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 89.76 on the Human Development Index.