The Holy Kingdom of Stotavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Amerkazar with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.585 billion Stotavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christazia. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stotavian economy, worth 712 trillion Stozials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,407 Stozials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, sick Stotavians are hair today and gone tomorrow, a glyph of King Amerkazar is worth a thousand letters, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stotavia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stotavia is ranked 25,505^th in the world and 54^th in Christians for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 273.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.