The Syndicate of Valoryx is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johntavionquavious D Williams V with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.361 billion Valoryxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoryxian economy, worth 167 trillion Aurelions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,929 Aurelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoryx's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valoryx is ranked 279,145^th in the world and 307^th in Starlight for Largest Black Market, with 71.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.