The Free Land of Yosticia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 1.776 billion Yosticians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Floating City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yostician economy, worth 198 trillion grobans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 111,622 grobans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yosticia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yosticia is ranked 18,671^st in the world and 62^nd in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.84 law-abiding acts per hour.