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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,742ndBest Weather: 2,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,931st
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King Jalen II
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Population7.984 billion

LeaderKing Jalen II

AnimalNotting Wolf

The Kingdom of Nottinghaven is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jalen II with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.984 billion Nottinghavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinghavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion Nottings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,755 Nottings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Nottinghaven's hospitals, King Jalen II can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nottinghaven's national animal is the Notting Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nottinghaven is ranked 5,763rd in the world and 9th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,742ndTop
Best Weather: 2,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,709thNicest Citizens: 3,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,926thMost Developed: 4,279thLargest Governments: 4,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,477thMost Inclusive: 4,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,974thMost Efficient Economies: 5,037thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,763rdSafest: 5,864thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,943rdMost Cultured: 6,276thSmartest Citizens: 6,309thMost Influential: 8,749thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,591stHighest Average Incomes: 11,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,813thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,939thMost Pacifist: 15,879thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,460th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the region

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