The Federation of Aarroneous is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and national health service. The hard-working population of 69 million Aarroneousians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The very strong Aarroneousian economy, worth 4.97 trillion flamingoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 71,995 flamingoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Accidentally dropping a nickel is a social taboo, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and contestants on Aarroneous's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Aarroneous's national animal is the Gold Coin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aarroneous is ranked 158,892^nd in the world and 496^th in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 688.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.