The Workaholic of Ausvelt is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Беларуская рада with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.526 billion Byelorussians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minsk. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Byelorussian economy, worth 154 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,969 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown. Ausvelt's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ausvelt is ranked 23,760^th in the world and 340^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.65 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.