The Monarchy of Nizar kindom is a massive, genial nation, ruled by nizar the eight with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.095 billion nizalzes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nizar city. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nizar kindomian economy, worth 215 trillion nizdols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,751 nizdols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and heavily subsidised Nizar kindomian baskets litter the streets of Europe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nizar kindom's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is islam.

Nizar kindom is ranked 23,057^th in the world and 355^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,079.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.