The Federal dictatorship of AURELIANA BRITO is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Auron rim with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.591 billion Aurelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of urritonia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion Starmetals a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 445,025 Starmetals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AURELIANA BRITO's national animal is the Dire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

AURELIANA BRITO is ranked 619^th in the world and 2^nd in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 338,996.45 Standard Monetary Units.