The Literal Nationstate of Singipore is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Li Kwan Yu with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.478 billion Singaporeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Lister-upon-Harrow. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Singaporean economy, worth 130 trillion Singapore dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,342 Singapore dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Singaporean city, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singipore's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singipore is ranked 47,311^th in the world and 118^th in Christians for Safest, scoring 103.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.