The Federal Republic of Nyogatene is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Nyudhtudh Thal with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.672 billion Delabos are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adhmepadh. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyogatenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Ubyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,320 Ubyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyogatene's national animal is the Nyujil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modhtpany.

Nyogatene is ranked 305,504^th in the world and 2,408^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 2.77 Obesity Rate.