The Commonwealth of Phanama is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Bowleaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.759 billion Phanamans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spiritus. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phanaman economy, worth 534 trillion Phanaman Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,394 Phanaman Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phanama's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phanama is ranked 7,336^th in the world and 243^rd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,818.58 Tourists Per Hour.