The Democratic Space Republic of Eastern Doncaster is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cletus McYeetus with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.279 billion Doncasterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colonia. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Doncasterian economy, worth 564 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,031 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Eastern Doncaster, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Doncaster's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Doncaster is ranked 17,214^th in the world and 458^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,131.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.