The Ice-cream loving state of Amerion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie Griffin with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.185 billion Slave of Stewies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griffintropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Stewien Slave economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion Stewins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,242 Stewins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 523,172 per year while the poor average 26,358, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Stewien Slave casinos, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Fluffy the man-eater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amerion is ranked 25,441^st in the world and 948^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,478.76 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.