The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 572 million Owionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The all-consuming Owionian economy, worth 51.1 trillion Paperclips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,367 Paperclips, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, protestors are soaking piles of Paperclips in blood to make a point about government incomes, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Owion is ranked 181,807^th in the world and 1,996^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,705.41 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.