The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.208 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 846 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,160 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annville's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 197,178^th in the world and 6,842^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.