The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.746 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newfield. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,826 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,160 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 9,165^th in the world and 174^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 129,944.16 Standard Monetary Units.