The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aliand Methinhein with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.503 billion Aidenfieeldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annville. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidenfieeldian economy, worth 708 trillion Aidenfieeldian Banks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,955 Aidenfieeldian Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, high school bands practice by moonlight, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenfieeld's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aidenfieeld is ranked 79,356^th in the world and 3,451^st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.