The Eastern Roman Empire of The Mexican Jumping Beans is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Vasiliás Adrianós II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.06 billion Romaíoi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Epicrotea. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Romaíos economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,441 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mexican Jumping Beans's national animal is the Feathered Imperial Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Byzantine Rite Catholicism.

The Mexican Jumping Beans is ranked 9,769^th in the world and 17^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 126,218.36 Standard Monetary Units.