The Republic of Thorestantia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.519 billion Thorestantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Thorestantian economy, worth 91.2 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,069 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and colonial subjects have Thorestantian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Thorestantia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thorestantia is ranked 187,194^th in the world and 404^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 309.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.