The Flag Is Finally Fixed of 7 Trees is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.947 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,262 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, milk often tastes of pea, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and Michelle Butcher panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 123,798^th in the world and 724^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.95 billion capita.