| Population | 9.663 billion |
| Capital | Pandapolis |
| Leader | Panda Protector |
| Faith | Pandism |
| Currency | Pencil shaving |
| Animal | Pencil |
The Please Endorse Back of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Panda Protector with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.663 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,403 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 766,201 Pencil shavings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Pencil Sharpeners 2, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pandism.
Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 242nd in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,302.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Pencil Sharpeners 2, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Pencil Sharpeners 2.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of BeaverDams.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, the leaders of Pencil Sharpeners 2 are given the nod by their predecessors.
World Assembly
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