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Most Subsidized Industry: 20th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th Highest Average Incomes: 44th
The Eternal Misfortune of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Pencil Sharpeners 2

Population7.783 billion

LeaderSupercomputer 00356

CurrencyPencil shaving

The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supercomputer 00356 with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.783 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,708 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 733,492 Pencil shavings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, there is something rotten in the state of Pencil Sharpeners 2, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 83,068th in the world and 3,983rd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 29.87 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Subsidized Industry: 20thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Information Technology Sector: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45thMost Secular: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thHighest Poor Incomes: 76thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85thLargest Black Market: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 148thMost Influential: 168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 285thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295thLargest Governments: 297thMost Avoided: 315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 393rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 475thMost Advanced Public Education: 530thFattest Citizens: 557thSmartest Citizens: 582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 770thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 789thLargest Insurance Industry: 954thHighest Average Tax Rates: 968thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,026thHighest Economic Output: 1,047thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,398thLowest Crime Rates: 2,952ndMost Cultured: 3,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,552ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,345thTop
Most Stationary: 9,238thMost Armed: 12,064thNudest: 15,246th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionMost Stationary: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionMost Armed: 354th in the regionNudest: 374th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 619th in the region

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