by Max Barry

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Cretox State was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 394
Most Valuable International Artwork: 720thMost Secular: 769thHealthiest Citizens: 2,166th
The Chronometric Tessera of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
I took an IQ test and it came back positive!
Great Big Orange Leader
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Cretox State

Population4.86 billion

CapitalPonzify
LeaderGreat Big Orange Leader
FaithNepotism

Currencyshiny green thing
Animalbribe

The Chronometric Tessera of Cretox State is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Great Big Orange Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.86 billion Statans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponzify. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient State economy, worth 961 trillion shiny green things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 197,832 shiny green things, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretox State's national animal is the bribe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.

Cretox State is ranked 23,515th in the world and 667th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 961 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 720thMost Secular: 769thHealthiest Citizens: 2,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,356thMost Developed: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,639thBest Weather: 2,772ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,975thLowest Crime Rates: 2,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,275thSmartest Citizens: 3,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,471stLargest Governments: 3,622ndMost Inclusive: 3,671stMost Cultured: 4,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,559thMost Armed: 4,713thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,603rdNicest Citizens: 6,234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,303rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,855thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,085thRudest Citizens: 11,825thMost Patriotic: 11,970thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,986thTop
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Safest: 14,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,785thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,747thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,465thHighest Economic Output: 23,515thMost Income Equality: 23,627th
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Most Secular: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 128th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 136th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Armed: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 175th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 212th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 297th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 412th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Patriotic: 461st in the regionRudest Citizens: 471st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 494th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 523rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 529th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 605th in the regionNudest: 609th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 667th in the regionMost Politically Free: 746th in the regionMost Influential: 771st in the regionSafest: 828th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,203rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,256th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Cretox State lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Cretox State's resolution Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act" was passed by the General Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, the State Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Cretox State, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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