The Colony of Tea Jol is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by DJ Moyer with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.624 billion Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snake Island. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tea Jolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,212 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,859 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, the economy is booming loud enough to drown out the cries of its digital labour, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and t-shirts displaying a photo of DJ Moyer performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the Boa constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tea Jol is ranked 19,291^st in the world and 301^st in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,011.21 Standard Monetary Units.