The Social Libertarian Republic of Enlil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Enlilian Executive Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.646 billion Enlilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbilulu. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Enlilian economy, worth 273 trillion Eis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,123 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Enlil's national animal is the Blue glaucus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Enlil is ranked 181,537^th in the world and 7,366^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 20.89 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.