The Federal Democratic Republic of Darpol is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council of Darpol with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.895 billion Darpolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiar. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darpolian economy, worth 300 trillion Darpolian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,722 Darpolian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darpol's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darpol is ranked 135,182^nd in the world and 171^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,093.28 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.