The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.933 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,583 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 395,464 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of 10000 Islands, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Ding Dong Daddy's childhood, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 293,926^th in the world and 861^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -89.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.