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Blogotopia

Population38.478 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.478 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,494 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 350,712 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 284,461st in the world and 1,315th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -81.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 2ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Cultured: 7thHighest Food Quality: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thMost Secular: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thMost Influential: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 18thLeast Corrupt Governments: 19thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Inclusive: 30thMost Pacifist: 35thMost Armed: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50thMost Advanced Public Transport: 60thLargest Black Market: 63rdBest Weather: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 224thMost Subsidized Industry: 282ndHighest Economic Output: 323rdHealthiest Citizens: 329thSmartest Citizens: 360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 391stHighest Poor Incomes: 498thLargest Governments: 614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 774thMost Developed: 854thLongest Average Lifespans: 959thLargest Populations: 1,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,127thMost Efficient Economies: 1,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,692ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,834thMost Stationary: 4,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,281stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,940thMost Income Equality: 27,517th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Zebastani.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Reformed Kingdom of Indochina and Oceania.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Reformed Kingdom of Indochina and Oceania.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Creeptopia, Grungerock, Coreras, Kyrizstanislav, Seantonia, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lacuna, Karlando, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Dovant, Free Land of Rebellium, Vivolkha, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Medetas, Namakan, Kachikawawa, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Seranis, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, The Unidet Of Life, Testa, Membatak, and 79 others.Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Katitania, Holma, Krystalveil, Tausend Seen, Samonaemia, Grimmywelsh, Greater Theowherveld, Faradova, Cathamye, Hellenic Exusia, Herfenzir, Kaltovar, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Rauensteinland, Empire Of Shield, Coldian, Aquachromia, The Galactic American Imperium, Denadamelada, Breosia, Hashari Darussalam, The Democratic State Of Josora, Alski, Gal Cradia, Malayn, Immortal Anfield, Fractethyst, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Cynpeon, Second Peenadian, Houbur, Geonomia, Puffandria, United federation of kurdistan, Havesia, Demeters Children, Markanite, Attoree, The Divine Elephant, Rog Mily, Jaegerpondonia, Phello, Saint Nations, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Strigberg, Boroii, Derrian Islands, Rotzka, United Atle Lamton, Lisokyo, Archipel Kerguelen, Clialaad, United Kolance, Belistien, Syedians, Pickens Nation, Navarimill, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Nami Bays, Smantrobiais, Austral Imperium, Luzfria, Luna Bean, Iron Soviet, Aurum Port, Uvoma, Tramolvalnia, Nister Kedsuli, Ceasarian Republic, Free Las Pinas, Ittika, Murdenholl, Indochina and Oceania, and Zebastani.

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