by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1st
The Anarchy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Feck tRump
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population35.312 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.312 billion Blogotopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,454 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 381,027 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 98th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 67.94 Weapons Per Person.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Cultured: 8thMost Influential: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thMost Secular: 10thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20thMost Pacifist: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thNicest Citizens: 27thMost Inclusive: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 31stLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48thLargest Black Market: 72ndMost Armed: 98thBest Weather: 103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 177thSmartest Citizens: 191stLargest Governments: 207thHighest Economic Output: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 278thHealthiest Citizens: 380thMost Developed: 485thLongest Average Lifespans: 542ndMost Efficient Economies: 673rdHighest Average Incomes: 938thLargest Populations: 1,127thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,674thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,800thMost Stationary: 5,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,898thTop
Highest Drug Use: 17,134thMost Income Equality: 19,328th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 50th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Income Equality: 102nd in the regionNudest: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Blogotopia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Thingvelir.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 138 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Dustwind, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Dovant, Uprus, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, A R V E R N A, Free Land of Rebellium, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Ferte, Libertaritaritaritaria, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, and 88 others.Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Terra Royaume, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Ytvigshill, Medetas, Galoamar, Namakan, Eppur, Drewish, Great Ranges, Kachikawawa, Calrad, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Seranis, Makykay, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Ner Epiand, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, United States of Island land, Testa, Membatak, Pianaville, Ilfarasia, Clialaad, Rhie, Megistos, Kalldunn, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Pallas Athenaie, Mat She, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Onfande, The Galactic American Imperium, Skamor, Katitania, Holma, The Fortem, S Mova Derat, Greater Puptioneberadon, Point Comfort Colony, New Kowloon Bay, Ilvanya, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, Carthegia, Selu-Ahare, Horacellum, The Assembly of Awesomeness, Saint Islaw Wra, Tausend Seen, Renetopia, Zubrowlitz, Tierra de Platanos, Silvedania, Wischland, The Indian Royalty, Artyolae, Samonaemia, The Cheese Puff Islands, Nibi Naabe, Tapperhed, Capea, Richmondroads, Oppressthemville, Yellowjacket, Alemputo, Dorab, New Kios, and Thingvelir.

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