The Trading Card Nation of Dorab is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by L'i Makana with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.082 billion Dorabis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of L'nup. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dorabi economy, worth 257 trillion Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,662 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, it's best not to ask what goes into L'nup Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorab's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dorab is ranked 222,960^th in the world and 702^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -208.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.