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Largest Retail Industry: 58thRudest Citizens: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 376th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
One Nation, Many Options
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.608 billion

Leaderthe President
Faithall religions


The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.608 billion rakyat Emeseses are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 2,990 trillion Kepengs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 452,527 Kepengs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, there's a bright dawn ahead for Emeseses, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 128,222nd in the world and 3,388th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 34.04 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 58thRudest Citizens: 100thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 376thLargest Gambling Industry: 397thHighest Average Incomes: 443rdMost Efficient Economies: 476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 529thMost Subsidized Industry: 629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Black Market: 802ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 808thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,605thMost Inclusive: 1,652ndTop
Most Influential: 2,171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,296thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,343rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,506thLargest Governments: 2,992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,082ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,088thMost Avoided: 3,108thMost Cultured: 4,166thHighest Economic Output: 4,256thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,273rdSmartest Citizens: 4,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,803rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,805thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,637thMost Armed: 5,686thMost Developed: 5,996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,127thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,891stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,195thMost Devout: 19,170th
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 134th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161st in the regionMost Armed: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 244th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 280th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 281st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 281st in the regionMost Stationary: 306th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 503rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, there's a bright dawn ahead for Emeseses.
  • : Emeseses endorsed The Empire of Mehls.
  • : Emeseses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Emeseses voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Emeseses, much of Emeseses's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Lederland, Franluxin, Zavea, Crazy Firemen, Capitalist Paradise, Aggro, Sarotte, Raj7765, Rubian Empire, Vas Normandy, Collosuss, Masters86, Cecilly, Farrakhan, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Pettlland, Euroanatolian Greece, Perfect Sublime Masters, Cyrtenes, The Pacific Caliphate, Maazalik, Republic of edward, Beezertopia, The Horror Channel, Melon feud, Aqueira, Panormia, Arinteriswith, MLGMADDENTRUMP2k16, Yoshiterra, OspasiA, Aeritania, Xyloqua, Andromeda Islands, Unibot III, Centurionis, Killmoor, Casanas, Florin, Singu1arity, Die Suid-Afrikaanse Ryk, Goryier, Gozira, Rushkaland, Arkhane, Doormat to the Lord, Aandruzognivia, North Comunist Awelanius, ThePlace, Alcrestia Liakar, and 57 others.Vasisdas, Hallmaak, DisregardWork, Magrinia, Tomoner, The TSOSO Lunch Table, Zoigai, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, Zerentopia, Razorback, CLovidia, Delight, Cazia Minor, Super Mega Awesome, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Greater Cesnica, Greater-Syria, Wafflapolis, Visionary Union, Fragmented Spero, Kinky Bootlaces, Nation of Urie, Tartessis, Ammadon, Edgedgie, South Sea New, Mundanus, Alpharoland, People of Tyra, Aianistan, Terras Elementis, Ser-Mal, Subterrania, The LunchTable, Allwarts, Gratosh, The Central Flat Lands Of Canada, Agalaesia, The 3rd Reich Remnants, NewColo, Bormiar, Alsakah, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, Minskiev, A Leaf on the Wind, Lost Hyrule, Kaiserreich Subreddit, The Northsouth, Toerana, Zyonn, Kraljevstvo Rata, Trimetolan, Papa marx, United Libor Lefunkistan, and Juvena.

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