The Free Land of Nooyialous is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Satan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.58 billion Nooyialousians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nooyialousian economy, worth 392 trillion Sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,086 Sins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, builders across Nooyialous are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nooyialous's national animal is the Succubus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adonitology.

Nooyialous is ranked 1,908^th in the world and 26^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,177.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.