Population | 8.456 billion |
Capital | Crusticant |
Leader | The Emperor of the Crusti |
Faith | Imperial Cult |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.456 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 5,264 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 622,541 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,761,254 per year while the poor average 6,493, a ratio of 887 to 1.
Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, The Emperor of the Crusti can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the government is avowedly secular, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Nas Crustium is ranked 2,704th in the world and 41st in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 228 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, The Emperor of the Crusti can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Nas Crustium.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Nas Crustium endorsed The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Nas Crustium was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, netizens fiercely argue over who loves The Emperor of the Crusti more.
World Assembly
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