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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 49thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 179th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Mundus Lucet in Lumine Imperatoris
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Nas Crustium

Population8.456 billion

CapitalCrusticant
LeaderThe Emperor of the Crusti
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.456 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 5,264 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 622,541 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,761,254 per year while the poor average 6,493, a ratio of 887 to 1.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, The Emperor of the Crusti can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the government is avowedly secular, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nas Crustium is ranked 2,704th in the world and 41st in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 228 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 49thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 179thHighest Average Incomes: 185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rdMost Efficient Economies: 200thLargest Insurance Industry: 225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 234thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 266thLargest Mining Sector: 276thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 324thMost Patriotic: 360thMost Subsidized Industry: 435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 443rdMost Secular: 458thLowest Crime Rates: 464thMost Corrupt Governments: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 573rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 609thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 717thFattest Citizens: 826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 937thSmartest Citizens: 1,180thLargest Black Market: 1,242ndLargest Governments: 1,375thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,449thMost Influential: 1,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,010thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,478thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,548thMost Cultured: 2,704thHighest Economic Output: 3,037thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,941stRudest Citizens: 5,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,891stTop
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Most Developed: 17,728thMost Stationary: 27,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,476thMost Pro-Market: 28,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,681st
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 153rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 224th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 235th in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionLargest Populations: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 347th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, The Emperor of the Crusti can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Nas Crustium.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Nas Crustium endorsed The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Nas Crustium was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, netizens fiercely argue over who loves The Emperor of the Crusti more.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Q The Almighty, Twisted Duality, Mediobogdum, Fallgriffin, DiscGolfLand, Glorious Existence, Thyrall, New Belia, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Shaktirajya, Winter Aura, El Facil, Svanland, Condonohia, Sindria, Greynne, Moriari, The Undivided, Albyion Kingdom, Tropical Isles, Triestine, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Willow Gate, Marina Nova, Greg Tucker, Pandaland II, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Podium, Win Mints, Lynier, Ingentis Novus, Futuo, Overthinkers, Corbeil, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Chaos Realm of Lavoria, Guitermot, Viperina, Burakis, Inner Ryxtylopia, Bodusse, Arifiyyah, Hongg Kong, Nes Repuland, New Caterse, Apexiala, and 116 others.Bucals Kagotoaion, Tithio, IndyCar Racing, The Rega, Jigsland, Infinite Star, Crazy Waters, Bhang Bhang Duc, Romlania, Federnachois, Thessalian, Astra Prime, Algueneia, Amieden, New England-New Brunswick, East Pal Giulia, Dreamers for Hope, Oronia, Crickoworse, Great Jameston, Safiz, One Nation under Rob, The Warriors of Determination, Guam-North Mariana, Varanius, The United Republic of Westend, Rivalfiume, Laudesia, Peourouin, Liberillia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Savitri, Rotvania, East Islaragica, Eidechse, Zajan, Rengum in Lingo, Timmylandington, Omphalos, Ariert, Arvladma, Fotisdia, Hyperion Towers, Farophlosia, SPHRANTZES, Yy4u, Diet coke enjoyers, Matheonea, Viderban, Arkengia, Maharanidesh, UoMCoTP, Neulant, Rerenga, Outer Scotiotland, Wessssex, United Korinthia, Neo Mexia, Succedania, Ritelssaeney, Tsangenya, Suomaajland, Quorin, Ulinzistan, Greater Caucasia, Ishika, The Mast Ita, Novuslandia, Porta Caeli, Avzeria, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Nobre labe, Kabirstan, Rhamenia, Katmai, Wooo, Mediocre Talents, Pachecos, Anathu, Salipia, The Greater Rizal, Mountainairy, Xebloso, Robbinston, Libertasi, Risani, Nacaome, Isachile Tum, Ageros, Stelavia, Zoran, All Good People, The Guiseran Republic, Nalibia, RelentlessPirates, Verxon, Vicerante, Aakvaniias, Eyluvmenia, Kisovec, Desmosthenes and Burke, SanRocco, Brandressen, Toast Incorporated, Elegarth, Capitalist State of Independent Masbate, Woolfbetia, Inscribia, Lagoon, Insuloj Turkisaj, Sekiya, Forcaforta, Hexion, and Pushistia.

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