Population | 7.804 billion |
Capital | Delminium |
Leader | King Darius Banovic I |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dinaric Tiger |
The Kingdom of Old World Order is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.804 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delminium. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,886 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Commemoration of the Great Europe War costs almost as much as the war itself, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, atheists on vacation find Roman Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Croatian selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Dinaric Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Old World Order is ranked 10,369th in the world and 73rd in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 152.18 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Croatian selfishness.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, atheists on vacation find Roman Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, commemoration of the Great Europe War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, astronauts take one small step for Old World Order and one giant step backward from confrontation.
World Assembly
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