The Sort Of Free Land of DexterBurg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dexter with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.961 billion DexterBurgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexter Prime. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DexterBurgian economy, worth 548 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,299 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Dexter to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DexterBurg's national animal is the Laser Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

DexterBurg is ranked 11,532^nd in the world and 69^th in Conch Kingdom for Nicest Citizens, with 30.78 average smiles per day.