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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,514th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,573rd Healthiest Citizens: 1,594th
The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Yoshi did nothing wrong
Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.144 billion

CapitalNew Super Mario City
LeaderMario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
FaithSports and Video Games Religion


The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.144 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Yoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,957 Yoshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, it's never "just a game" with Duracellian sports fans, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 71,230th in the world and 3,086th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 35.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,573rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,594thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,766thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,140thMost Efficient Economies: 2,150thMost Influential: 2,369thMost Stationary: 2,446thBest Weather: 2,524thMost Devout: 2,739thMost Cultured: 3,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,699thLowest Crime Rates: 4,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,011thHighest Economic Output: 4,017thMost Developed: 4,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,622ndSafest: 5,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,953rdLargest Governments: 6,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,691stSmartest Citizens: 7,268thHighest Average Incomes: 7,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,234thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,993rdLargest Populations: 9,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,228thNicest Citizens: 11,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,728thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,000thNudest: 14,986thMost Pacifist: 15,212thMost Average: 15,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,349th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionSafest: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 224th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionNudest: 300th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 354th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 369th in the regionMost Average: 407th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 430th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 440th in the regionMost Pacifist: 508th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522nd in the region

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