by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,899th
The Fascist Flock of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
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New Birblands

Population5.104 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.104 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 579 trillion birbseeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,529 birbseeds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,488 per year while the poor average 10,731, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 25,029th in the world and 684th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 113,529.22 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,899thLargest Black Market: 9,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,062ndMost Devout: 10,261stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,486thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,747thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,196thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,073rdMost Armed: 18,126thLargest Mining Sector: 19,701stMost Stationary: 19,710th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 216th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Black Market: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 265th in the regionMost Devout: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Armed: 386th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 393rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 417th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 435th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 601st in the regionMost Developed: 605th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 621st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 656th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 747th in the region

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