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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,525th Most Influential: 1,951st Largest Gambling Industry: 5,009th
The Fascist Flock of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
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New Birblands

Population3.502 billion

LeaderAnarchical Communists


The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchical Communists with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.502 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 378 trillion birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,958 birbseeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,667 per year while the poor average 20,947, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in New Birblands's offices, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 40,021st in the world and 1,648th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,542.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,525thTop
Most Influential: 1,951stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,009thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,682ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,885thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,659thMost Devout: 9,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,630thLargest Mining Sector: 13,161stMost Armed: 13,199thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,821st
Most Influential: 116th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Armed: 267th in the regionMost Devout: 274th in the regionMost Stationary: 373rd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 382nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 535th in the regionLargest Populations: 579th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 596th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 653rd in the regionMost Cultured: 666th in the regionMost Developed: 687th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 692nd in the regionMost Avoided: 694th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 746th in the region

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