The Sultanate of Serambi is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8 million Serambians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Serambian economy, worth 299 billion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,463 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serambi's national animal is the Kijang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serambi is ranked 138,034^th in the world and 1,865^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 471.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.