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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 638thMost Influential: 1,054th
The United Kingdom of
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The Two Jerseys

Population19.501 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.501 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,903 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 178,299th in the world and 6,339th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.08 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 638thMost Influential: 1,054thMost Stationary: 1,745thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,470thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,713thSafest: 3,261stMost Cultured: 3,312thMost Efficient Economies: 3,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,201stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,723rdMost Devout: 4,730thHighest Economic Output: 5,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,862ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,165thLargest Governments: 6,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,109thLargest Populations: 8,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,617thMost Armed: 9,600thMost Developed: 10,568thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,441stSmartest Citizens: 14,895thBest Weather: 14,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,928thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,628th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionSafest: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionMost Armed: 230th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 230th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 449th in the regionBest Weather: 522nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 735th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 815th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Lioniel, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kiasu-ism, Belschaft, FreeFishers, Kholdan, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Erinor, PEPEP, Auphelia, Moreana, Si-topia, Centristvill, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, The United Expanse, Utondara, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Abarri, Camante, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Direwolf1, Crystal Creation, Qvait, The Filippinas, and 189 others.Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Drystar, Yeldarbsland, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Dasko, Aurcania, Nowa Europa, Unidum, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dereistic, PenguinPies, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, Zaelith, Fasire, Mapico, Cuuldere, The naked people, Corgitopiaa, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Bawkie, Holy Free, Baltenlands, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Ralphburg, Soem, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Compli, Markla, Shefino, Royaltica, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Peoples National Patronage, Idiono, Myness, Maerist, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tioloman, House Ahsanul, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Valdutz, Seythennia, Steviland, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Myhomecountry, Los Rodeos, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Enlightened Australasia, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Blondiesland, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, The Imperial Frost Federation, Blaufrankisch, Armonitopia, Roterdamia, The Founding Citadel, Kingpins, Canmore, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, The White Isles, Ceutalia, Lionstrapower, Margila Islands, Scu Greinne, Truskawkoland, Levistian, Doge Land, Qawe, LadyRebels, Sapientiano, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Yeses, Lyland, Alaninia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Dorgrath, Proctethia, Bohenia, Neazland, St Scurry and Jelly, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Enplatia, New Amere, Eternal Memedom, Noimosini, Libedistan, Westenhald, Arvan Irawer, Choman, Doundaly, Sodor and Mann, New Qafedemar, Gonrati, Equal and United Scientists, Dai Han, Twoole, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Populaa, Herbert Island, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Ethoodly, Alambar, Eutraya, Ipugao, Arizona2, United States of Belvaria, Breizlovakia, Freavia, Kaoia, Rectionk, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Aschenburg, Wanoria, Rhetiaa, Paganan, Ragabania, Freedoom, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Podunkia, Agletgreenia, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Beblahbleblo, Solanosco, Eastern Mekong, Corumdema, New Sanet, Independent State of Arstotzka, New Sanjay, Moridine, Green Sofia, Fronern, Bergenu, Iningo, Shrimplordia, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Anatasha, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, UwUuuu, The Kies, Linguiniland, New Plant, The island of Sorna, The American Anarchist Empire, Great Marsinia, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Drew Durrnil.

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