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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 733rdMost Influential: 1,128th
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The Two Jerseys

Population19.05 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.05 billion Caesareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,882 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,303 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 236,322nd in the world and 8,031st in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 27.25 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 733rdMost Influential: 1,128thMost Stationary: 1,762ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,734thSafest: 3,201stMost Cultured: 3,268thMost Efficient Economies: 3,750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,241stMost Devout: 4,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,912thHighest Economic Output: 5,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,039thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,954thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,085thLargest Governments: 6,172ndLargest Populations: 8,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,569thMost Armed: 8,875thMost Developed: 10,459thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,651stHighest Average Incomes: 13,839thSmartest Citizens: 14,627thBest Weather: 17,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,376th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionSafest: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Devout: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Armed: 214th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Developed: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 429th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 574th in the regionBest Weather: 579th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 708th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 799th in the region

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