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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 1,234th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Deo Favente
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Two Jerseys

Population25.721 billion

CapitalPrinceton
LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound
AnimalCrocodile

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.721 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,545 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 3,023rd in the world and 67th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.01 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 1,234thMost Stationary: 1,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,600thLowest Crime Rates: 3,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,046thTop
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Safest: 3,444thMost Cultured: 4,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,465thHighest Economic Output: 5,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,699thMost Efficient Economies: 5,722ndLargest Governments: 6,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,869thLargest Populations: 7,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,157thMost Devout: 9,785thMost Developed: 10,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,676thHighest Food Quality: 11,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,605thBest Weather: 11,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,629thSmartest Citizens: 13,367thTop
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Most Armed: 15,483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,197th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Devout: 190th in the regionMost Armed: 232nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 311th in the regionBest Weather: 337th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 364th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 424th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 485th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 225 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Kiasu-ism, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, Nova Montron, Yellunstryer, Abarri, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Drystar, Nowa Europa, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dereistic, PenguinPies, Amerion, Zaelith, Fasire, Mapico, The naked people, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Soem, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Shefino, Myness, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Unojo, and 175 others.United States of Belvaria, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Anatasha, The Island of Sorna, Indolos, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Aurcania, The Woragopiria, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, PsiCorps, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Skaladoria, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Imperium Sempiternum, Bonobiana, Paganan, Great Lothian, Bavaristan, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Ostavaria, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, Dakalian, Altnavia, Silmad, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Nomayuki, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Grand Milania, New Bulacan, Sordandia, Estival, Al Madhaa, America Gone Wrong, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Jantisha, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Doundaly, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Eritria, Dimplingpie, Galadra, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Alvira, Maeiland, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Signar, Greater Lamero, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Sumina, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Purisect, Gonthavnor, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Legosia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Proculus, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Greater Pardonia, Hazahmkong, Vasken, Tioloman, Moreana, Emagination, The Ark of Survival, Republic Empire of Japan, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Agilenion, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Mercian Legions, Greater Castille and Leon, Purestan, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Galdona, HawkoFon, Swenfia 2, Aodhan, Inner Albania, Vertruse, Lemenga, Bogani, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Capatilism, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Dundea Loea, Repreteop, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Satilynia, Nyitrai, Threnluel, Poguelands, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Kaumudeen, and Stelmund.

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