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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Influential: 1,148th
The United Kingdom of
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The Two Jerseys

Population17.806 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.806 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,754 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,674 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 459,133 per year while the poor average 40,880, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 41,323rd in the world and 953rd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 45.66 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 254thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Influential: 1,148thMost Stationary: 1,847thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,616thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,719thMost Cultured: 3,185thSafest: 3,209thMost Efficient Economies: 3,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,824thMost Devout: 4,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,677thHighest Economic Output: 4,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,702ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,016thLargest Governments: 6,146thMost Armed: 7,343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,158thLargest Populations: 8,422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,284thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,535thMost Developed: 12,732ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,972ndSmartest Citizens: 14,453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,092nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost Devout: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionMost Armed: 185th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Developed: 364th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 402nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 500th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 550th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 202 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Lioniel, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kiasu-ism, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, Kholdan, Transtemporal Shifts, Luddinlande, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Erinor, PEPEP, Auphelia, Moreana, Vos Dothrak, Si-topia, Centristvill, Lambdaland, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Linguiniland, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Silmad, Tsvetania, Aywhyou, The United Expanse, Utondara, Poopisiya, Escevola, Vincent Field, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Mantas Meow, and 152 others.Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Aguatania, Abarri, Camante, Barabarom, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Phanama, Xandev, Rabbitz, Direwolf1, Crystal Creation, Qvait, Nankyoku Tairiku, The Filippinas, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Drystar, Yeldarbsland, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Dasko, Aurcania, Nowa Europa, Unidum, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dereistic, PenguinPies, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, Zaelith, Jennaterra, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Fasire, Mapico, Cuuldere, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Astraee, Hesrova, Qawe, Tilipria, Madreia, Jaxon, Realms of Madness, The naked people, Corgitopiaa, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Kandorith, Serendiva, Erfton, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, United Crumburrtha Federation, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Holy Free, Votri, Baltenlands, Grubville, Gliasco, Ebonhand, Eskvenn, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Barokah, Ralphburg, Sau Man Frescher, Soem, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Charloa, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Dylar, South Caleblan, Westerlonia, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, Greater Hyrulang, Elan Sleazebaganno, Jimburna, Kervanosia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Nova Kobol, Marinho Islands, Compli, East Nagaland, Sumalyo, Escanval, Starsight, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Markla, Shefino, Shanor, Royaltica, Oncarra, Freest Freedonia, Eden Contour, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, The Radanivans, South Western Korea, Gardenia Azul, Peoples National Patronage, West Fallows, Efferalt, Well F, Luzonesia, Rhetiaa, Glen Cooley, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Dossiny, Ovkianos, Idiono, Kedjens, Courletnia, Trinennie, Myness, Weburya, Maerist, East Lodge, Nookington, Midand, Concrete Slab, Irrepertus, Andinla, Avia Lavanda, The Plebeian States, White Bananistan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, B H A R A T, Catillos, Ameerricaa, Tioloman, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, HOUSE AHSANUL, The Hare Jordans, Western Fardelshufflestein, Readymade, Terreno Travato, and United Beltonia.

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