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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd Most Efficient Economies: 612th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 881st
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The Two Jerseys

Population16.049 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.049 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,164 Caesarean Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,661 per year while the poor average 40,886, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 8,725th in the world and 266th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.8 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rdMost Efficient Economies: 612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 881stMost Influential: 1,278thTop
Most Stationary: 1,972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,545thLowest Crime Rates: 2,581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,098thMost Cultured: 3,192ndSafest: 3,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,583rdMost Devout: 3,990thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,014thHighest Economic Output: 4,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,708thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,076thLargest Governments: 6,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,435thTop
Largest Populations: 8,557thMost Developed: 8,725thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,817thHighest Average Incomes: 11,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,780thSmartest Citizens: 15,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,502nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionMost Developed: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 279th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 316th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 478th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 493rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 159 » Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Lioniel, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kiasu-ism, Belschaft, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, Kholdan, Transtemporal Shifts, Luddinlande, The Solar System Scope, Techganet, Erinor, PEPEP, Auphelia, Moreana, Vos Dothrak, Si-topia, Brendleton, Centristvill, Lambdaland, Concrete Slab, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Linguiniland, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Silmad, Tsvetania, Wyatonians, Aywhyou, The United Expanse, Utondara, La Ascension, Poopisiya, Escevola, Vincent Field, Volaworand, Paranoia, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, and 109 others.Rhetiaa, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Yellunstryer, Mantas Meow, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, East India Kompany, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Silberne Wache, Aguatania, Abarri, Camante, The National Corporation, Anachronolandia, Agalaesia, Barabarom, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Phanama, Xandev, Rabbitz, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Crystal Creation, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, A Frog Dimension, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, The Filippinas, Ariankido, PASTIR, Land Without Shrimp, North Prarie, Wehraboos, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Stoniamera, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, Drystar, Republic Clovakh, Yeldarbsland, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Dasko, Aurcania, Nowa Europa, Quiescent, Qawe, Churumduul, Unidum, Bear Connors Paradiso, Milvands, Staubsaugen, Dereistic, Aveerya, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, North Erfton, Upper Tyrconnel, Negoshi, Great Africans, The West Valley Mountains, Pays de Loire, United Federated States of Omega, World United, Westoc Kinness, Zaelith, Miltonville, Srevana, Bomamani, Jennaterra, Ave Gloriana, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Ketathinamiri Islands, Imperial Duck, Higash, Omiri, Blissfullton, Soviet States of Latin America, Sodor and Mann, Fasire, Mapico, Ratoninburg, Cuuldere, West Bridgeport, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Gecetesse, Ufask, Kopashu, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Pol Lakles, Romanus Terrae, West Carlisten, South Central Siberia, Uunited Islands, Caladh, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Annie60, Nargania, and Astraee.

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