by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,264th
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The Two Jerseys

Population22.22 billion

LeaderHM King Louis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCaesarean Pound

The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 22.22 billion Caesareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,548 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 13,517th in the world and 429th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 78.81 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,264thMost Stationary: 1,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,645thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,756thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,906thSafest: 3,359thMost Cultured: 3,520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,386thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,408thMost Efficient Economies: 4,724thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,865thHighest Economic Output: 5,023rdMost Devout: 5,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,299thLargest Governments: 6,513thLargest Populations: 7,681stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,501stMost Armed: 9,837thMost Developed: 9,981stHighest Food Quality: 10,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,196thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,517thBest Weather: 14,696thHighest Average Incomes: 15,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,756thMost Patriotic: 23,672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,764th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 159th in the regionMost Armed: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 302nd in the regionMost Developed: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 338th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionBest Weather: 475th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 534th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 620th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 666th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 764th in the regionLargest Black Market: 814th in the region

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