The Republic of Loogootee is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Franklin Graham with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.67 billion Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,271 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,335 per year while the poor average 20,117, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and political detractors refer to Franklin Graham as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loogootee's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Loogootee is ranked 29,977^th in the world and 668^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.