|Leader||King William IV|
|Faith||The Eight Divines|
The Empire of Itani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.245 billion Itanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth 389 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,695 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, it's always rabbit season, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Eight Divines.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Itani, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Itani, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Itani, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Itani, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
- : Itani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Itani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : Itani voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Following new legislation in Itani, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
- : Following new legislation in Itani, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Itani, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
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