The Empire of Itani is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.725 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,526 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,927 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King William IV's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 307,344^th in the world and 4,145^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.65 Obesity Rate.