The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.807 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranoyrsk. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth 580 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,767 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tajijstan is ranked 17,215^th in the world and 230^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.2 law-abiding acts per hour.