The Militarist Police State of Burvenchkaht is a massive, genial nation, ruled by State-General Iliophoros Plastis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.679 billion Greeks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Codename - Athinai. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Burvenchian economy, worth 600 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,312 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, trains and passengers alike are often late, and refugee camp conversions to Orthodox Christianity are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burvenchkaht's national animal is the White Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Burvenchkaht is ranked 8,388^th in the world and 127^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.62 law-abiding acts per hour.