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The Savage Garden RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Paradise of Togoria

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Ignorant Citizens: 957th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,301st Most Nations: 1,425th+6
Most Authoritarian: 1,600th Largest Black Market: 1,838th Most Conservative: 1,887th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,128th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,188th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,410th
World Factbook Entry

Praise be! The Dragon Throne is empty, and we hold the Amulet of Kings. Praise be to your brothers and sisters. Great shall be their reward in Paradise! Hear now the words of Lord Dagon: “When I walk the earth again, the faithful among you shall receive your reward: to be set above all other mortals forever. As for the rest…the weak shall be winnowed; the timid shall be cast down; the mighty shall tremble at my feet and pray for pardon.”Your reward, brothers and sisters: the time of cleansing draws nigh. I go now to Paradise. I shall return with Lord Dagon at the coming of the Dawn!

LinkGLORIOUS ANTHEM



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    Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes Volume I

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Embassies: The Alliance of Dictators, The Illuminati, Bully Pulpit, Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions, Technologica, Hollow Point, Right to Life, Eladen, Greater Ixnay, Greatest Ixnay, United Valhaven, The Dirt Alliance, 0000000000000, Nintendo, Arconian Empire, The Empire of Friendship, and 76 others.The Persian Empire, The Nation of Nations and Friends, New Dinosaurtopia, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, U R N, Ocean, Time for Britain 2 Leave the EU, Lake Laogai, Lunara, Wyndia, The Bar on the corner of every region, Melhorian Sea, Illinois, Avadam Inn, Pisces Centauri, Pluviostan, North Carolina, Eastern Roman Empire, Federation of Planets Headquarters, The Graveyard, New World Alliance, Historia Novorum, Union of Nationalists, Bus Stop, Yuno, Nether Reaches, Orthanc at Isengard, Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri, Commonwealth States, Nethermost Hall, Sikh Empire, Crodown, Regionless, Free Market Federation, Covfefe, The Dank Meme Alliance, Confederation of Independent Systems, The United Coalition of Nation States, Gypsy Lands, Calhoun CC, Groland, Wolverton Mountain, The Great Universe, Emirates of Futurnia, Skivx, Dune, The Erviadus Galaxy, Lardyland, The Antichrist Trump, London, Cote dIvoire, Richard, Republic of Myanmar, Greater Argentina, Arctic Alliance, Arab League, Driselbia, Homieland, MentosLand, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics, Train Station, Trump, Utumno, Plains, Glacia, End 500, The Region of WESC, Barbaria, Long live the British Empire, Fredonia, RAMS, Veris Administrative Region, Ebola QuarantineZone, Dream Land, United States of Femdom, and The International Airport.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Communist, Fascist, Featured, Human-Only, Imperialist, Independent, Isolationist, Mercenary, and 6 others.National Sovereigntist, Puppet Storage, Small, Surreal, Theocratic, and Totalitarian.

The Savage Garden contains 10 nations, the 1,425th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in The Savage Garden

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

As a region, The Savage Garden is ranked 11,521st in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Peoples of Prukon GivanIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Your heritage is our heritage!”
2.The Republic of South ZuluPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Prosperous Zulu”
3.The Kingdom of TopkekerinburgCorporate Police State Halliburton“Лучшие кек!”
4.The People's Republic of KorummIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Shining with a thousand suns!”
5.The Tropical Republic of AbalzanegCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“There's always money in the banana stand”
6.The Steppe Confederacy of MongoreIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Whips on yer back, boots on yer ass.”
7.The Republic of CorumviaCorporate Police State Halliburton“So interreta Kvako ahkstas unufsonke alternativaj”
8.The Paradise of TogoriaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Witness the coming of the dawn”
9.The Armed Republic of MirzakIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“domo arigato mister roboto”
10.The Daedric Dominion of Carac AgaialorPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“You came for the Amulet. Take it then!”

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The Savage Garden Regional Message Board

Post by The montonian suppressed by Mongore.

I'm closing embassies because you have embassies with a raider region.

The montonian wrote:I'm closing embassies because you have embassies with a raider region.

That is very petty, my good friend.

Aegis government commission

AEGIS Alliance

Hello.

As you may have noticed, the region AEGIS Alliance is deconstructing embassies with this region. This is because it has been invaded by the inter-regional organisation known as 'The Legion', and will be used as a springboard for future invasion attempts. I am a representative from this organisation, notifying you of this. We feel the need to tell you this, as you are an alive and active region that it may be of interest to.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused you or your region.

-IN THE LEGION WE TRUST-

Aegis government commission wrote:Hello.

As you may have noticed, the region AEGIS Alliance is deconstructing embassies with this region. This is because it has been invaded by the inter-regional organisation known as 'The Legion', and will be used as a springboard for future invasion attempts. I am a representative from this organisation, notifying you of this. We feel the need to tell you this, as you are an alive and active region that it may be of interest to.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused you or your region.

-IN THE LEGION WE TRUST-

Duly noted

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Happy 5 year embassy-versary!

Leaves a cake for the residents

democracy bad

Post by The Ambassadors Reception suppressed by Togoria.

Hi,

We've made a decision to close embassies with regions tagged as fascist.

Most people associate fascism with the horrors that occurred in the mid-twentieth century. You may have an eloquent argument that refutes this association, or that the brand of fascism you subscribe to is different. Nevertheless, rightly or wrongly, this perception is maintained by the majority, and the tag is seen as a symbol of hate.

By extension, by having embassies with your region, we are seen as endorsing hateful ideology. I'm sure you can understand that this is not the impression that we wish to give the wider world.

We will instruct the closure of our embassy shortly. Should you decide at any point in the future to remove this tag, we will be happy to consider re-opening embassies.

I'd like to thank you for having had an embassy with us.

Regards,

The Receptionist

Praise be! The Dragon Throne is empty, and we hold the Amulet of Kings. Praise be to your brothers and sisters. Great shall be their reward in Paradise!

The Ambassadors Reception wrote:Hi,

We've made a decision to close embassies with regions tagged as fascist.

Most people associate fascism with the horrors that occurred in the mid-twentieth century. You may have an eloquent argument that refutes this association, or that the brand of fascism you subscribe to is different. Nevertheless, rightly or wrongly, this perception is maintained by the majority, and the tag is seen as a symbol of hate.

By extension, by having embassies with your region, we are seen as endorsing hateful ideology. I'm sure you can understand that this is not the impression that we wish to give the wider world.

We will instruct the closure of our embassy shortly. Should you decide at any point in the future to remove this tag, we will be happy to consider re-opening embassies.

I'd like to thank you for having had an embassy with us.

Regards,

The Receptionist

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