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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482ndMost Influential: 737th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
God Emperor Chris Lodge
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Grand Order Of Lodgec

Population10.293 billion

CapitalD'Hara
LeaderGod Emperor Chris Lodge
FaithLodgetian

CurrencyVirgins
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.293 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Order economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 340,672 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is said to have a martyrdom complex, the nation thinks the universe revolves around them, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, and cute fluffy little God Emperor Chris Lodges are increasingly popular exotic pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 5,460th in the world and 5th in Conch Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 24.7 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482ndMost Influential: 737thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,296thLargest Black Market: 1,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thHighest Average Incomes: 2,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,076thLargest Mining Sector: 2,355thMost Secular: 2,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,645thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,157thLowest Crime Rates: 3,458thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,007thLargest Governments: 4,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,443rdFattest Citizens: 5,460thMost Authoritarian: 6,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,474thHighest Economic Output: 7,797thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,480thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,292ndNudest: 12,827thMost Conservative: 13,293rdSmartest Citizens: 14,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,012thTop
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Most Stationary: 25,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,167th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the region

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