The Federal Republic of Slonful is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.002 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Slonfulian economy, worth 212 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,738 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Slonful, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Slonful, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Slonful, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Slonful voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
- : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
- : Following new legislation in Slonful, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Justice Accord".
- : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Pierconium".
- : Slonful's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Slonful was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
Endorsements Received: 36 » Fedele, A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Aelitia, Wiranath, Tim Stark, United China Nation, Bachtendekuppen, Arkantis, VW53Aland, Izonno, Axdel, Hizuru, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Davelands, Todd McCloud, Ravendi, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Am Echad, Pakitsk, Kilkire, Kangarawa, Roissyland, Aleister, Funkadelia, Brotherland, Ridann, The United Neo American Union, CopyCato, EnderShnovia, Opossum Slayer, Just Vale 2, and The Grecoroman republic.