The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.456 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,303 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', a government program is underway to revitalize Jankono's beaches, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 2,424^th in the world and 59^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,291.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.