The Confederacy of Ubecc is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.823 billion Cebuanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Cebuano Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,214 Cebuano Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, on-duty Air Ubecc flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, and class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubecc's national animal is the Marcos killer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ubecc is ranked 6,116^th in the world and 160^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 41.53 average smiles per day.