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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,654thSafest: 1,708thMost Influential: 2,809th
The National Collectivity of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We Do What We Must Because We Can
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Polre

Population1.662 billion

CapitalStarchia
LeaderAdministrator Corthins
FaithPolrean Christianity

CurrencyPolro
AnimalAnimal

The National Collectivity of Polre is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Administrator Corthins with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.662 billion Polreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starchia. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polrean economy, worth 287 trillion Polroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,809 Polroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Polre's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and Polrean husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polre's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polrean Christianity.

Polre is ranked 7,595th in the world and 142nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 473.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,654thSafest: 1,708thMost Influential: 2,809thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,308thMost Developed: 3,574thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,280thSmartest Citizens: 4,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,853rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,355thLargest Governments: 5,639thMost Pacifist: 5,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,657thMost Authoritarian: 7,920thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,381stHealthiest Citizens: 9,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,540thMost Cultured: 10,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,559thHighest Food Quality: 15,094thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,253rdMost Accessible: 17,256thMost Patriotic: 20,228thMost Conservative: 21,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,898thMost Efficient Economies: 25,058thNicest Citizens: 25,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,257th
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Most Authoritarian: 26th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polre, Polrean husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, contestants on Polre's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Polre was endorsed by The Republic of Topologica.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, diplomatic cables about Administrator Corthins have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Polre, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.

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