General Assembly
Security Council
The Principality of Valvert is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 271 million Valvertians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.
The powerhouse Valvertian economy, worth 26.7 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 98,391 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,731 per year while the poor average 15,066, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Valvertian citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valvert's national animal is the red fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Valvert is ranked 84,153rd in the world and 176th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,667.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 219 » 
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Arsenial, 
The New Age Empire, 
Sloventa, 
Centaina, 
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Lipaland, 
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Maritzal, 
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Vurk, 
Kanokla, 
Dombaness, 
Nasvegvoy, 
The New Nordic Union, 
Roman Gracia, 
Laver Island, 
Thracia Republic, 
Two-Siciles and Sargdinia, 
New Eestiball, 
Cisparthaeum, 
Galway-Dublin, 
Invernessia, 
New Vardarland, 
Tushto, 
Innocentic, 
Alrida, 
Solidarias, 
Regnum Italiae, 
Higher Thermidor, 
Pacifian, 
Jaxonedia, 
Menerba, 
Edgerladraysteanoust, 
The River Fel, 
Ostermarch, 
Umeria, 
Samgreat, 
Aavoniv Mona, 
Soclania, 
Tyumak, 
Woreyland, 
Nea Europa, 
Psiloscops, 
TipiLand, and 169 others.
Arveek, Decolonia, Maariko, Waligon, The Lands of Saint Demetrius, Ingusya, The Champions League, Leranditale, Druznia, Rary, Dizgovzy, Statte, Vulonia, Trixeland, NPO2, Falvaard, Astillero, The Western European Commonwealth, Ausvelt, Baldorium, Neu Vaduz, LuxDiei, Hippie Kiwis, Solantara, Transilmania, Salarnsia, Panamethea, Cambany, Canturk, Kyievan Dynasty, Woodlands, NATION LA, Bessarasia, Aurelaignes, Nordurstjarna, Velenar, NDR, Reino do Brazil, Polre, Great Whiteland, Almanny, Great Czecho-Slovakia, The Scandinavian Realm, Someseni, Seavia, Pen Blanityion, Joda, The Augustans, Nova Moldavia, Weghstate, Konzhov, Armbruster, Leszno, Dovi, Lombard Padania, Scandivielium, Nordic and Baltic States, Novaspesia, Scotland and the Isle of Man, The Sigometh Dynasty, Karnea, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Inquanok, Uthelstad, Yahlia, Alpine Lands, Laransa, Weltbeherrschung, Wyndland, Romana-Italia, Genuna, Irminsulia, Etnon, Fenian Provinces, Qroma, Ode Duddis, The Templar Papal New State, Aritzoska, Elisabethshagen, Yorkov, An Clar, Svodarska, Dark Matter, The TriCity, Superior Saxonia, Amexipania, Lysvika, Finnish Archipelago, Duravian, Puerto Thelosia, Skovestenland and Skytsengelo, Verlian, Celliwig, Ferranghia, Thracia and Crimea, Carconia, Agausia, Durlia, Skonfederowane Makroregiony, Salzau, Democratic Rimalaa-Rimalvaa, North Batica, Dauershire, The Union of Koslenv, The New Palaces, Lumiarae, United Communes of Chile, Cielovera, Daesitiate, Corporatio Helvetica, Portugal Empire State, The Veldt Strand, Professor Thomas, Flejan, Providence-Saint George, Amicities, Boa Pergunta, Caliarizomex, Eastoria, Zolystia, Holy Souru, Ventelia, Newdenizland, Vandila, MagyaRomania, Pantheon of Terra, Andiverfal, Nocciola, Land of Bobtopia, Byen Frederikshavn, The Atlantian Republic, Zaphorhiziya, Latin Iberia, Pinenses, Northern German Federation, Karsolovi, Brizsland, Nine Provinces, The Alemannic Republic, Caverniss, North Alpinia, Chioganah, Worilan, Turinese Empire, The Vicures Islands, Nordeyar, XJeff, Kardjali, The Great Ledger, Slavonia and Srijem, Malkerta, Al Galicia, Saulope, Pupunese, Wegensburg, Noristoniaka, Walfo, America1234567, National Federation, Livaotheion, Jim the Baptist, Grego, Assyrian socialist government, Sinclairtown, Vientina, Gooey Reimagining, Nizar kindom, Soleilland, and Scyne.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Valvert was endorsed by 
The Democratic Republic of Scyne.
- : Valvert was endorsed by
The Republic of Soleilland.
- : Valvert was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Valvert voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The New Meritocracy".
- : Valvert voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".
- : Following new legislation in Valvert, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Valvertian citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Valvert, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in Valvert, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Valvert, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Valvert, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
